Guess Things Didn't Go The Way That You Planned

I had no idea what fandoms were before this. 20. Female. Lots of everything so I'm not sure what this blog is anymore. Also, I'm not funny, so feel free to dismiss any attempts at humor. Previously wakeinthemornin

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royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

(Source: iamdwightakasuperman, via recordedforposterity)

"He’s also known as star-lord"
"Who calls him that?"
"Himself, mostly".

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maggle:

thenimbus:

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.

I mean
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come on

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those faces

Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?

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I mean

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??

(via iamtonysexual)